Quotes

“I’m a Wal-Mart girl. You can buy everything there – CDs and food!” – in US Weekly

“I’m not. But I do have six kids. No way, I don’t” [When asked if she was pregnant] – Access Hollywood

“It’s gettin hot in herre….yeah” – VH1

“I just dorked out.”

“My winning is getting to perform. That’s my victory.”

“Oh my God! I thought you meant thong! I was like What?! I’m not gonna prance around in a thong.” – MTV’s Making the Video (BYL)

“I didn’t sport it because I lost it, and ‘ghetto Kelly’ couldn’t afford another one so I had to let the hole grow back in and get it pierced again!” [Praat over haar neus piercing] – Entertainment Tonight

“I’m going on vacation…for four days!” – MTV’s Diary

“I totally do not believe in back up plans. Like if you want something that bad, go for it.. I knew that performing was what I wanted to do. So I went for it, without a back up plan!” – MTV’s Diary

“Are we there yet? Are we there yet?” – MTV’s Diary

“Get your own food and drinks people.” – CNN Headline News

“I don’t think God would give you anything you can’t handle, so don’t stress.”

“I want a cookie, can I have a cookie? There’s a brownie!” – TV Guide

“I am so pumped. I could seriously like forget my words and just be like WOO, I dont care, I’m in Dallas.” – TRL (tour)

“That was such a powernap.” – MTV’s Diary

“I cry at like Hallmark commercials, people, I cry at everything.”

“Somebody was like, ‘You know, these hoochie shorts and this little tube top would look great on you’ and I’d be like, well good, but i’m gonna wear this!” – MTV’s Diary

“I was like, yeah, let’s go! [Claps] Let’s do some TRL moments and leave!” – MTV’s Diary

“I’m like ‘Hey! My name’s Kelly!..I’m selling thin mints, does anyone want some?” – Jay Leno

” ‘That them there done good’ , nah, we don’t talk like that.” – Jay Leno

“They showed the footage of my town on the show, and it’s like, the lawn mower shop.. i didn’t– i didn’t even know we had a lawn mower shop” – Jay Leno

“He’s probly a great guy, Jack, i just don’t know him.” – Jay Leno

“You need to establish yourself before you let someone else in – I`m still finding myself”.

“I want an Orange Dream Machine, even though it’s got ice cream in it..I don’t care.” – MTV’s Diary

“No, girl, i’m livin’ in Texas, i don’t care how many times i have to fly, i need my roots, yeah!”

“I’m gonna stop you right there [Shakes pen] This is a pen, not a magic wand. Creepy old man, yes, American Idol, no.” – Mad TV, doet Simon Cowell na.

“I am kicking every guy’s crappy car off the cliff.” – TRL Backstage at “Low” video shoot

“I’m still going to eat burgers and fries so you can kiss my butt.” – MTV Diary

“Fans are the real reason why every artist is here. People forget that sometimes, but it’s the one thing I’ll never forget” – Complete Woman Magazine

“I think i’m singing it wrong, I hope ya’ll are singing it right!”

“Right on!”

“If the person next to you isn’t up on their feet smack ‘em. actually don’t hit them… i don’t promote violence, i promise!”

“Hey.. oh theres a bug! I’m really scared of bugs! So if you see me running i’m not crazy!”

“My friend Ashley made me a compilation CD of all the booty songs from way back in the day, like junior high. It’s titled booty medley.”

“it’s way to early to be putting on hair and make up”

“I am awake I am just resting my eyes”

“Make up Shmake up”

“Am I talking too much? This little girl here is getting restless she is like shut up!”

“blah blah blah do I ever shut up”

“ok this next song is … what? … yes it is have you seen the show before? she has come to more than one show folks”

“Um, I weighed 124 pounds and they wanted me to lose 20. 20 pounds! I was like what am I supposed to like not eat? Like what? I don’t even get that”

“They want to see what kind of milk you’re buying, it’s just weird. 2% by the way, but whatever.”

“I was like ‘what do I do?’ and they were like ‘sing’ and I was like ‘ok, laa’”

“Excuse me I talk too fast and I don’t ever breathe.”

Jimmy Kimmel: “He got into a car accident today I heard.”
Kelly: “Did I?”

“I ramble…I’m trying to get it all in for you.”

“I’m a hygiene freak. I’m like obsessive-compulsive when it comes to washing your hands.”

“I’m cute – and God I hate that. Because that’s not cool. I’m like your niece, and nobody wants to date their niece. It’s the chubby cheeks. The whole reason people voted for me on American Idol is because I’m an everyday, normal girl. ”

“Dude, I was on ghetto Idol” – Entertainment Tonight, 2005.

“Like every other girl in the world, my most embarrassing moment had to do with a guy completely turning me down. His loss!”

“It’s all about empowerment … taking that initiative and just doing what your dreams are…”

“That video is hot. The part where beyonce (in Crazy in Love video) goes -doet beyonce na met een vinger langs haar lichaam- that turns me on, and I’m not a lesbian, so that’s hard to do.”

“they say that sharks dont attack unless your in their terrioty and im like, huh, like the water”

“im frickin soakin wet, LOVE IT looooove it”

“Find what is unique about you. If someone else doesn’t like it, don’t change it. Someone else will like it eventually.”

“I feel like I’m dating bob. I see Bob everywhere I go.”

“Going home for Christmas means I have to get good presents because people know I have money!”

“That’s called airbrushed my friends!” Thankful cd cover

“I never said I was a ‘good girl.’ I’m not a bad girl. I`m just normal, and that`s what I`m going to be. There`s no bad girl with whips and chains that`s going to come out. I think people like me because I was myself.”

“God will never give you anything you can’t handle, so don’t stress. “r

“I looked up in the mirror and was like ‘I look like my grandmother.’” – over Brenda Lee zijn in American Dreams

“People try to do everything for you. I can do things. I have hands. I have feet.”

“I’ve never really been insecure; I just skipped that. I’ve never been shy. I hated clothes when I was little. When I was, like, 4, I’d run around the neighborhood naked. I don’t usually do that anymore.”

“Shaq is huge, he’s like a tree okay? And especially to me, I’m like a shrub”

“I want to give you a special thanks for even coming to this show because last time I was here I fell on stage so thank you for even coming even though I am a cluz”

“Who doesn’t like Grease? You’d have to be messed up”

“apparently I don’t believe in hangers so I just throw everything down.”

“I forgot we were doing the remixed version so I was singing the ballad version DORK!”

“I hope they don’t make my butt to big”

“Then some magazine got a hold of it and was like ‘Kelly obesity with the cake eatin all the cake!’”

“ask him what he is allergic to… he is allergic to everything nuts, chocolate, mint, air, life…” – interview met Ryan Seacrest over Clay Aiken.

“Look at his signature! His signature’s so pretty! Mine’s like hi I’m in fourth grade! ”

“This is called the trouble with love is and I have lots of trouble with it”

I’m sorry I’m crying again on national television.

“You want a kiss? You’re too far. My flying powers only work on Wednesdays!”

“If I’m like the girl next door, then y’all have some weird neighbors!”

“If I can wake up everyday before I die and know that I don’t have to serve anyone food or drinks, I will be happy!”

“I need this mic a little lower people, I’m only 5’3″ I’m a soccer girl, not a volleyball girl. Woohoo for the short people”

“Things do get funny sometimes, though. The tabloids are the best. I think its so cool that they think i’m cool enough to write about. I just think it’s funny.”

“Be yourself. It sounds cliche and corny..but dont be Britney, dont be Chrsitina, dont be me.”

“Im still the same dork that says DUCKA DUCKA DUCKA and SCORE, and I pray to God he doesnt change that.”

“Well, she’s still hot, whatever. If you can pull that off, go for it. I like my hair. I’m keeping it. That’s crazy.” – over Britney Spears kale hoofd.

This time everybody made a big deal about the label and I disagreeing with the record, but that’s happened every record, This is just the only one people know about, so there’s nothing new.”

I’ve never once compromised myself. I don’t think you should; that’s when you start to lose fans and credibility. I think you definitely need to keep doing what you love, because I’m the one that needs to sing it every night.”

This time I finally was just like, ‘Nope, I’m not doing anything else to it. I was like…this is a great record. I was like…I believe in it; I love it. I don’t want your money. I don’t want anything. I just want you to believe in the record and that’s it.’ And, finally they did, so…it took awhile…and a lot of hard work from a lot of people, so…”

It’s very different and I think that’s what confuses people and throws people off, but at the same time I like that, because then it keeps you wondering what I’m going to do next.

“If I were to make Breakaway II, I would have failed myself. A Sequel is never as good as the original”

“I don’t mind sucking, as long as it is my decision.”

meisje tegen kelly: “a lot of your fans know a lot about you” Kelly: “scary, not that y’all know but scary because I’m weird”

“You want something different for your hairbrush in front of the mirror? You do that? I do that too. I’m 25 and I still do that”

“I”m not funny on command, I have to get jokes from people”

Fan zegt: “you were awesome tonight” (wil verder gaan met vraag} Kelly: Thanks, It’s not over I could suck, you don’t know”

“My brother and I are like 10 years-olds with money”

“I have enough money. I’m not greedy. I want to make records that I enjoy singing. ”

Na een shot Chivas; I’m reading for a whole full hour!’

“My experiences show me its those black clouds that make those blue skies even more beautiful. ”

“By the way, i’m now on ‘eclipse’ of the twilight series and so is my mom, my sister and all of my friends …..you could say we’re a bit addicted and all searching for our very own personal ‘edward’ …..and yes, in the most pathetic way possible ha” – Kelly over de boekenserie Twilight op haar blog.

“I don’t know if anyone just saw that, but I kicked the mic stand it came back and hit me in the face,”

“I live on a ranch in Texas and do my own thing, And I don’t care what anyone has to say about it. My joke is that the only people I’m trying to please are myself and my fans, because they’re the ones buying my records. And I have the best, most loyal fan base ever.”

“I got a lot of flak when I didn’t want to pump an album out right after (winning) Idol. They didn’t know what I wanted to do. In fairness, I didn’t even know what I wanted to do.” (She still recalls, drily, having to “really fight” for the breakthrough single Miss Independent.) “Then it ended up being No. 1 for seven weeks, and everyone else took credit. That’s why on Breakaway they were willing to let me do stuff like Since U Been Gone. It’s like taking baby steps. Now, four albums in, people understand that I love and can sing different kinds of music.”

“There is no artist development (at record labels) anymore, and what’s cool about the show is that you get to go on TV — which doesn’t usually happen when you’re a beginning artist — and decide what you sing, what you wear, how you talk. People appreciate the chance to vote for someone who may not get a record deal because they don’t fit a certain prototype.”

“Jeff was a great manager, but we continued to disagree on one thing: He wanted to manage the biggest pop star in the world, and that has never been and will never be a goal of mine. That’s way too much pressure. At the end of the day, I want to do things that will make me happy, and Narvel gets that.”

“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!” – bij American Idol

“Well it’s tax day so if your broke, still go buy it.” – bij American Idol 2

“Ducka, Ducka, Ducka.” – bij American Idol

“Cool Beans!”- o.a. bij American Idol en in interviews

“But, in Texas, 350 miles is like right next door!” – American Idol

“Oh my gosh! There’s actual people out here!” – American Idol